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Bacon Puns
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried!
All of the trucks carrying bacon had reserved porking spaces.
You’ll always be my bae-con.
Always ba-con-siderate and share your bacon.
If you look up at the night sky, you might see the International Space Bacon overhead.
Your’re bacon me crazy!
Isn’t it weird that we bake cookies, and cook bacon?
You can’t do that! You’re bacon all the rules!
I’m bac-on the road again.
I’m so crazy about you, you’re bacon my heart melt.
I chose the road of bacon, and that has made all the difference.
Silly Bacon Jokes
Q: What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
A: Jurrasic Pork.
Q: Why did the pig run naked across the football field?
A: He was streaky bacon.
Q: Why did the bacon strip laugh?
A: Because the fried egg cracked a yolk!
Q: What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
A: Hoggin Daz.
Q: Who was the smartest bacon lover that ever lived?
A: Albert Ein-swine.
Q: What is a pig’s favorite song?
A: “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.”
Q: What’s a bacon lover’s favorite musical?
A: “Grease.”
Q: What’s a bacon lover’s favorite horror movie?
A: “Frankenswine.”
Q: What’s a bacon enthusiast’s favorite play?
A: “Hamlet.”
Q: What’s the most successful pick-up line in history?
A: “I’ve got bacon.”
Q: What pig is used to make spicy bacon?
A: Peppa Pig.
Q: What color is the best cooked bacon?
A: Ma-hog-any.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.
Q: How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the skillet?
A: Take away its tiny broom.
Q: How many vegans does it take to eat a strip of crispy, delicious bacon?
A: Just one, if no one’s looking!
Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: The price of bacon would skyrocket!
Q: Why did the pig go on Ancestry.com?
A: He wanted to read about history in the bacon.
Q: With what crime was the bacon thief charged?
A: Hamburglary.
Q: Why was the meat packer fired?
A: He was bringing home the bacon.
Q: What should you use to write secret messages about bacon?
A: Invisible oink.
Q: What do you call a fir tree covered in bacon?
A: A porky-pine!
Q: Why was the cruise ship passenger thrown overboard?
A: He was hogging the bacon at the buffet.
Q: What’s the best way to eat turkey bacon?
A: Gobble it up!
Q: How do you know if the bacon you bought is real?
A: The package is marked ‘gen-u-swine.’
Q: Why did the bacon delivery driver get a traffic ticket?
A: He was being a road hog.
Q: What’s the name of the best pawn shop for selling bacon?
A: Ham Hocks.
Q: What’s the best vehicle for delivering bacon?
A: A pigup truck.
Q: What do you call a pig who gets the test answer wrong?
A: Mistaken bacon.
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach?
A: “It’s so hot, I’m bacon!”
Bacon One-Liners
I was just diagnosed with a bacon addiction. The good news is, my doctor thinks I can be cured.
When the server asked if I wanted bacon, sour cream and chives on my potato, it seemed like a loaded question.
Have you ever tried the bacon in Southern Europe? It definitely has more Greece in it.
I dressed in a bacon costume for my first day on the new job. Why? Because I wanted to look crisp!
My favorite essential oil? Bacon grease.
One time I completely forgot where I left my bacon. Later my doctor told me I’d suffered from temporary hamnesia.
I found some bacon in the back of the freezer that was more than a year old. It was ancient grease.
My car smelled like bacon after I drove home last night. Then I discovered I’d accidentally left my porking brake on.
You work out every day at the gym? I’m totally into fitness, too – fitness bacon in my mouth!
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