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12 Bacon Themed Gifts for the Impossible Man

With BENSA’s guide to bacon themed gifts for the impossible man, you’ll find the perfect present for your favorite bacon loving guy!

Even if he’s hard to shop for, a bacon-themed present is a can’t-miss idea for dads, grandpas, uncles, brothers, husbands and boyfriends. These gifts are perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, holidays and more.

Be sure to check out our other gift ideas for bacon lovers, including 21 Holiday Bacon Gifts, the best Bacon of the Month Club gifts and our roundup of 36 Best Bacon Gifts.

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I Light Things On Fire and Make Bacon Disappear T-shirt

A t-shirt with the slogan "I light things on fire and make bacon disappear."

Is your guy a grilling pro who also loves tasty bacon? Then he’ll love this fun design, which is available on t-shirts, hoodies, and dozens of products. Available at the Bacon Lovers’ Store.

Bacon Duct Tape

Four rolls of bacon printed tape.
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Duct tape and bacon are two products that can fix just about anything. Your favorite handy man will love this bacon duct tape, a roll of which measures 1.88 inches by 10 yards. The amazing fix-it-all tape is printed with a continuous bacon pattern, and each roll is unique. What a time to be alive!

Bacon Necktie

Bacon necktie.

Why give Dad a boring necktie when he can make a bacon fashion statement with this meaty neckwear? From Bacon Addicts.

DIY Bacon Making Kit

Do it yourself bacon curing kit.

Is your old man a do it yourselfer? He’s sure to appreciate Boss Hog’s Bacon Cure Kit, from Bacon Freak.

Bacon Wallet

A bacon wallet.

This men’s bacon wallet makes no effort to hide your man’s affection for his favorite porky meat. Crafted from high-density woven canvas, the bifold wallet features a standard billfold, ID holder and 5 card slots.

That’s What I Do Bacon T-Shirt

T-shirt with the slogan "That's What I Do. I eat bacon and I know things."

Perfect for the dad who always has the answers, this bacon t-shirt proclaims “That’s What I Do. I Eat Bacon and I Know Things.” Comes in black plus 4 other colors, in sizes ranging from S to 3XL.

Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game

The board game Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure set up on.a card table, with the box shown at the top of the image.

This O.G. analog board game will get the whole family engaged on a mad race through Meatland to the frying pan. But can you navigate your way through the Wiener Wasteland and the Mustard Marsh? You’ll have to buy Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game from Archie McPhee & Co. to find out.

Bacon Phone Case

A plastic smartphone case imprinted with several strips of cooked bacon.

Dad can chat in style and protect his smart phone with this stylish, good-enough-to-eat bacon phone cover from the Bensa Bacon Store. The case has a hard shell plastic exterior and shock absorbing liner to protect your device.

Nueske’s Bacon Super Sampler

5 packages of Nueske's smoked bacon.

Nueske’s bacon is thick, lean, and slow-smoked for maximum flavor. One of the most foolproof gifts for the impossible man, this Smoked Bacon Super Sampler features five varieties of Nueske’s delicious bacon: applewood smoked, peppered bacon, triple thick butcher cut, thin sliced applewood bacon, and wild cherrywood smoked bacon. If you’re lucky, maybe he’ll share!

Bacon Cologne

Bacon cologne.

Forget common dad scents like Old Spice and Aramis. Your Pop deserves to smell like his favorite breakfast meat! Bacon Classic cologne from Uncrate will bring all the girls to the yard.

Bacon Socks

bacon socks

So what if your dad insists on wearing black socks and loafers with his shorts? He can’t help but be stylin’ when he dons these black, bacony beauties. From Joy of Socks.

Bacon Cookbook

A copy of the Bacon Beans and Beer cookbook.

Is your guy a manly man? He’ll especially appreciate recipes like Beer Barbecue Slow Cooker Ribs, Bacon Wrapped Beer Brats, and Pork Lovers’ Maple Baked Beans in Bacon Beans & Beer, the award-winning cookbook by BENSA founder Eliza Cross.

If you have any great bacon-themed gifts for dads that you think belong on this list, leave us a comment or contact us.

~Your friends at BENSA

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6 gifts for guys who are hard to buy for, including a bacon t-shirt, socks, cookbook, wallet, and bacon tape.

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About Eliza & BENSA

BENSA was founded by bacon expert Eliza Cross, author of more than a dozen cookbooks. She has written three bacon cookbooks including the award-winning Bacon Beans and Beer, the bestselling 101 Things to Do With Bacon, and the popular sequel 101 More Things to Do With Bacon. Learn more about BENSA...

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